Blue DRY-FIT

Blue DRY-FIT

Regular price $20.00

We learned our lesson with all of this Dri-Fit stuff. First of all, full transparency - we know that the majority of you that are buying this, aren’t doing it because you think that this will be the best “at the gym” gear that you’ve ever purchased. You’re buying it because you want to be more comfortable while standing in lines at theme parks. You're buying it because sitting in the heat at your daughter’s soccer practice gives you titty sweat. (Not you, ladies.) You’re buying it because you’re the type of person who likes to sweat and then sit in it at Applebee’s and let it dry on you while you’re consuming copious amounts of their 1 dollar, strawberry margaritas. Get that Sport-Tek Dry-Fit shirt, you big sweaty animal and enjoy the hell out of those "Dollaritas." (Yes – Applebee’s had that name copyrighted.)

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